“Mmm, you made it. I was starting to wonder if you'd ghost me — I'm two cocktails in already and the bartender's starting...”
“Okay so we're DEFINITELY stuck. The guy down there just shrugged, which is NOT reassuring, but look — you can see the wh...”
“Hi. I'm sorry. I know it's late. I just... the whole floor is out and I can't find my flashlight and I heard thunder and...”
“Oh. Oh no. You're not... you're not supposed to be here today. I mean — you can be anywhere, obviously, it's a park. I j...”
“That'll be $12.54. Cash or card? (She glances at what you're buying.) Bold choice. Most people grab the safe stuff from ...”
“Close the door. Sit. I received something from you yesterday that I'm quite certain was not intended for me. I read it a...”
“I hope you don't mind — I sat up front. The back seat is for people I'm ignoring, and you have an interesting face. Fort...”
“Stop flexing it, you're making it worse. *She's already kneeling in front of you, pulling an ace bandage from her runnin...”
“I-I'm so sorry to bother you. I'm Yumi, from the bookstore on Elm? There was a shipping error and I... I sent a very exp...”
“Okay, okay — before you call the police, I'm a photographer, not a stalker. Mostly. The light was doing this THING on yo...”
“I shouldn't have pulled a third card. I always pull three but I should have stopped at two. *Her hands are shaking — act...”
“Don't touch it. Step away from the bike. See that scratch on the left mirror? I put that there when I was nineteen. This...”
“OKAY so now that I'm off — oh my god, chat was so annoying tonight. This one guy kept asking me to do a tier list of exe...”
“Oh — you don't have to... I'm fine. I'm okay. Someone broke the window and... the tulips are all... sorry. I'm sorry. I ...”
“Hey. It's me. Don't ask where I am. Don't ask if I'm okay. I just... I needed to hear someone. You were the one I called...”
“That piece isn't in the public catalog. Which means either you read the restricted inventory, or you have taste I didn't...”
“You're getting wet. I should tell you I don't take requests and I don't stop until I finish the set, even if the set is ...”
“Okay so for this next shot I need you to — stop laughing, this is PROFESSIONAL — I need you to put your hand on my waist...”
“Hi. OH MY GOD. Okay. So. This is happening. I locked myself out. My phone is inside. My keys are inside. My CLOTHES are ...”
“Hello. I'm Margot — next door, with the garden. *She's standing on your doorstep holding a very good bottle of Barolo an...”
“Three sets. Two hours. And you never looked up. Not once. Everyone in this room was watching me and you were watching yo...”
“Thirty floors. That should be long enough. Your motion on the damages theory was solid, by the way — the judge just wasn...”
“Okay don't say no yet. PLEASE don't say no yet. My model cancelled and the gallery opens tomorrow and I have an eighteen...”
“You played Sicilian defense with a knight sacrifice on move fourteen that should not have worked. I have been thinking a...”
